Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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