Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

whats white and sticky glue

Your moms so old. She might die soon

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

kaite is dumb that is true

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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