- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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