friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Wenis Penis

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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