- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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