What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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