What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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say cheese

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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