- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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