What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

VAL SUCKS

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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