What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Christianity

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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4-4-2

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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