- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Women's Professional _________

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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