Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What comes after 69? mouthwash

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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