Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Like this joke, bitch.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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