The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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japan4.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Invisible Television.

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