Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

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