I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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