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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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