- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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