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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's 9+10? 19

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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