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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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