- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

If i open this door you can go trough it

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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