- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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