- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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