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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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