What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Poop

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Women's Rights.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

world peace

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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