What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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5 people are walking

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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