What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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5 people are walking

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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