- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Lil' Wayne

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Women's Rights.

world peace

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Firgen and the blung brigade

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