- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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