- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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