A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Meow.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Women's Rights

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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