What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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woman's rights

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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gay people

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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brittney griner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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