Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Meow.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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