whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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woman's rights

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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