why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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brittney griner

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Women's Rights

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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