Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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