Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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cats are pussies

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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haha Otarts was here

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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This statement is false.

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