- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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