How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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to get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Jimmy Saville

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Sarah Palin

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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