- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

5 people are walking

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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