- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Where's my baby??

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

elen degeneres is straight....

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

"Knock knock." "No."

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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