- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A black man walks Into a bar.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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