- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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