- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chair?

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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