- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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