- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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