Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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this is not a joke.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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