why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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