Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Anti Joke

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