Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Lil' Wayne

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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