What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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