- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Whats 2+1? 2.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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