- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

its all aodhan

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What can fly? Lots of things

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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