- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Church.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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