- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

this is not a drill.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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