its snowing on mount fuji

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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