- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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