- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

your mom

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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