- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

general tso's broccoli

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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